Stir Fry ft. Mock Duck | VeganMoFo 2019 Day Fifteen

Although I really like where I live thanks to the area’s great walking paths, access to the woods, multiple pools, etc., I do not love how car-reliant it makes me. There just aren’t many places within easy walking distance. I suppose that’s more a symptom of American suburbia than my neighborhood in particular, but it still stinks. So I was bummed to learn that the nearest grocery store is closing as part of a village overhaul project. :( Granted, Global Foods is still more than two miles away, but at least it’s feasible to walk there. I’ve done it once or twice, as has Steven. And it’s definitely close enough for super-quick, “Oh crap; we need an onion” runs. Plus, because it’s an international market, it has all those fun ingredients you can’t find at the chain grocers: a million kinds of noodles, just as many types of rice, cheap and exciting produce. And bizarre canned fake meat.

I say “bizarre,” but I have a sincere and appreciative fondness for these visually unappealing cans of seitan-based meats, and I’ve bought them occasionally over the years (including this memorable experience with “seitan tidbits” eight years ago).

I have not, however, tried the canned mock duck before — at least not of my own preparation. (There’s a decent Thai place nearby that used to do a fun pineapple-y mock duck curry, but I think they’ve since taken it off the menu, unfortunately. ) So when I made a quick run to Global Foods today and discovered that all the shelf-stable foods were 20% off as part of a closing sale (sob), I picked up a small haul that included a can of mock duck and a can of — wait for it — faux pork. My god.

While the pork is still sitting in my pantry, I used the mock duck right quick. I figured it would be best as part of a stir fry, so I made this hoisin-based sauce and whipped up a stir fry with red bell peppers, broccoli, mock duck, and rice noodles.

I’ve gotta say, I really dug (Digged? Should I just not use past-tense “dig” in this context?) the mock duck here! It’s definitely the same kind that Thai place uses; I could tell by the bizarre bumpy texture that I can only assume is meant to mimic real duck meat. Never having eaten a duck, I cannot verify how realistic those bumps are. I think the key was to drain it of its excess oil, both by putting it in a colander and by literally squeezing the chunks dry. I also sliced it into smaller pieces and lightly fried it before adding the sauce, so it had a chance to get nice and crispy. It’s got a gentle, almost sweet, gamey flavor, and the crispiness was a nice foil to the softer peppers. Plus, broccoli in a stir fry is always a home run; the space between the little nubbins soaks up all the sauce for a truly enjoyable bite.

So yeah, I’m well pleased with this dinner! Now I think I’m going to do what I failed to do last night: Make a cobbler for dessert. I’m craving something sweet after that salty dinner.

If you’ve used mock duck or mock pork before, what’s your favorite preparation for it?


5 thoughts on “Stir Fry ft. Mock Duck | VeganMoFo 2019 Day Fifteen

  1. (I think it’s “dug,” too.)

    Wow, what a transformation! I wouldn’t pick up something, probably, that looked so weird, but you made it look great. Maybe I should be braver when I visit my Asian market.

    I think the bumpiness is supposed to represent the skin of poultry. In my omnivore life I had duck maybe two or three times, and the meat itself isn’t bumpy. What duck is, however, is extremely fatty, which is why it is so hard to prepare. Mock duck would be MUCH easier to get right. Another vegan bonus!


  2. I’ve used mock duck before! I like it. I think the bumps are suppose to mimic the skin?

    I remember going to a grocery store in china town that had a large section of the shelf of SO MANY FAKE MEATS! Fake abolone, duck, scallops, specific fishes, it was crazy. I have yet to see that large of a selection in the canned seitan anywhere else.


  3. Pingback: Hoisin Mock Pork with Soba Noodles | VeganMoFo 2019 Day Twenty-Eight | vegga

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